asdf

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1. (asdf) (4899↑, 643↓)
Asdf just is. Do not question the almighty power of asdf

One such example, "asdf" converted into morse code is .- ... -.. ..-. If you take the .'s and convert them to 0's and take the -'s and convert them to 1's, you get the binary number of 010001000010, which is 1090 in decimal. The year 1090 just happens to be 2 years after Christodoulos of Patmos, supported by Emperor Alexius I Komnenos, founded the monastery of Saint John the Theologian on Patmos. Only *4* years after the year 1090 AD... The First Crusade (1095-99) captured Jerusalem; and the Latin Kingdom of Jerusalem begins. Now because the Crusade on Jerusalem happened only a short time after the crucial year 1090, we can convert the letters ASDF into the ancient hebrew alphabet, and we get Aleph Vov Daled Samech (because of the differences in alphabets, these might not be accurate translations). We take the letters, and convert them into one word. Alephvovdaledsamech -- which converted phonetically sounds like "A lef volv da leads a mech". We can then read these sounds into words, and we get "A left Volvo does leads a mech." Going further, we get "A left Volvo does lead the mechanics", or "A left Volvo does lead the mechanical industry". We can then read into it, that a "left Volvo", obviously a car made in a country where you drive on the left side of the road, will one day lead the mechanical, or automobile industry. Ford Motors Inc. must have found out about this information before I could disclose it to you -- for they just bought Volvo. Ford is obviously trying to change this age-old Hebrew prophecy, and claim the winnings for themselves\!

Author: joe dimagio http://asdf.urbanup.com/935676
2. (asdf) (1303↑, 344↓)
asdf meaning whatever lazy to type the real name

User name: asdf Password: asdf

3. (asdf) (950↑, 299↓)
asdf, the first 4 letters in the home row. Commonly used by internet newbs to either spam a board, create topics, or "remind" another user that they are there and existant, demanding attention.

asdf

Author: Irtehleetbob. http://asdf.urbanup.com/16738
4. (asdf) (579↑, 244↓)
The best 4 letters on a keyboard, they just happened to be in line. People often use it...just about anywhere. This is because the letters are so powerful, they can make up for complete essays, paragraphs, or just sentences.

"asdf" Teacher: Wow Timmy\! Excellent speach, you get a 100\!

Author: aaron szenasi http://asdf.urbanup.com/1951669
5. (asdf) (477↑, 164↓)
1. Usually a mannerism for displaying frustration (e.g. what the heck) 2. four letters on the home row struck by the left pinky, ring,middle, index finger (respectively)

1. omg, asdfasdfafdasdfasdf 2. a-s-d-f

6. (asdf) (327↑, 145↓)
1) Asdf can be used with qwertyuiop and ghjkl. 2) Asdf is what you say when you are angry. 3) Asdf is what you say when you have nothing to say.

1) qwertyuiopasdfghjkl 2) ASDF\!\! 3) ...asdf?

7. (asdf) (235↑, 108↓)
Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

8. (asdf) (167↑, 110↓)
asdfsdfa asd f a afd sdf asdf asdfsdaf

asdfafasdfsa sadfaf asd sdfsdf asdf asdf

9. (asdf) (59↑, 28↓)
A word that is most commonly used in any sort of only messenger to express frustration, excitement, confusion, anger, happiness, ect. It comes from hitting many keys at once in a fit of emotion, and a, s, d, and f are all next to each other. Usually the meaning is only identifiable thanks to context clues. It is also sometimes followed by random arrangements of letters that are spammed as quickly as possible into the conversation.

xXxebilt0astirxXx: Dude, I ran over a dog eariler. sexisexiyes: asdf\! sexisexiyes: D: sexisexiyes: adfkghfl sexisexiyes: kjglkd sexisexiyes: kl;jklj... sexisexiyes: ]]]]: xXxebilt0astirxXx: I know.

10. (Asdf) (39↑, 10↓)
A robot cuss word, mentioned once in the webcomic 'Questionable Content' by Jeph Jacques.

1 "Uno\!" 2 "Again?" 3 "Asdf\!" 1 "Asdf?" 2 "It's a robot cuss word; he has a filthy mouth" 3 "Human cusswords focus on mating, excretion and male genetalia. Robot cusswords focus on mashing on homerow. Asdf is a four-letter word" 1 "Hee hee\! so what is 'qwerty' slang for then? 2 & 3 \#oh noes\# 1 "What? What did I say?"

11. (asdf) (19↑, 7↓)
A profanity that just is. Can be used as all other profanities.

asdf\! So much asdfing work to do.

Author: Bobert Greater http://asdf.urbanup.com/4933947
12. (asdf) (47↑, 36↓)
1. The universal sign of anger. 2. The first four letters in the home row on the keyboard.

1. ASDF\!\!\! AARGH NOO\!\! ASDF\!\!\!\!\!

13. (asdf) (9↑, 1↓)
response to a text/message when nothing else fits/comes to mind. Instead of lamely replying with 'lol' to a message you don't care to answer to or think about, you put 'asdf' just so the person knows you got the message, and because you never thought their message was funny anyway, never mind anything to do with laughing out loud.

(new text message from : Lucifer, 5:00 pm) ugh, just woke up man, hahahaha I'm so lazy -_- (reply with :) asdf

14. (asdf) (10↑, 3↓)
The phalangical equivalent to rolling your eyes, expressing to the online community your boredom or impatience. Asdf is the textual keyboard counterpart to tapping your fingers, individually, on a desktop from pinky finger to index finger.

You: "and omg, do you know what she said?...." Me: asdfasdfasdfasdf...

Author: Limeliberator http://asdf.urbanup.com/5208505
15. (asdf) (9↑, 3↓)
1) A word often used to communicate shock or frustration at an event while texting or IMing. *not really an effective form of expressing frustration in real life. 2) Random keyboard mashing. Other forms are [asdfghjkl], [asdfghjkl;], and [dajfopejrpwi48g]

xgenericusernamex: That essay took forever\! randomuser911: Yeah 20 pages, I can't believe it\! xgenericusernamex: ASDF 20??? I THOUGHT IT WAS 2\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: soon2bsmerin http://asdf.urbanup.com/4867487
16. (asdf) (35↑, 32↓)
A-Sexuals Don't Fuck

Person One- FUCK YOU\! Person Two- ASDF

17. (asdf) (20↑, 20↓)
A term used when you are bored and want to scream at the teacher. Can be used successfully during math, english, science, or even during those gay dance lessons in P.E

Teacher: welcome, class Teacher: first off, Jimmy wut is the square root of... Jimmy: asdf\!\!\! during gym.. Carla: wanna dance Jimmy? Jimmy: ASDF\!\!\! during english... Teacher: and then wut did shakespeare say Jimmy? Jimmy: ASDF\!\!\!\!\!

Author: aldengoesfishing http://asdf.urbanup.com/3613387
18. (asdf) (0↑, 1↓)
1. Acronym standing for 'ass shit da fuck'. 2. Four letters on a [QWERTY]-keyboard that are in a convenient row, and are thus easy to type for the purpose of spamming, receiving attention or expressing anger.

1. Guys, this [chat] is dead asdf asdf asdf... 2. No I lost\! asdf asdf asdf asdf...

19. (asdf) (5↑, 9↓)
The most common letters being typed by a person who is not looking at the keyboard while doing so. It is also usually used with jkl; and ashfjkfmn.

Boy 1: asdf Boy 2: ashfjkfmn Boy 3: What? I dont understand you... Boy 1: 12235673323 Boy 3: Oh\!

Author: Hotmailhikers http://asdf.urbanup.com/4146399
20. (asdf) (49↑, 57↓)
1. The first four letters someone learns on a keyboard. 2. Incedentaly, it is also a very blasphemous and revolting curse on the farthest moon of Jupiter.

1. I just learned ASDF\! 2. HOLY ASDFING SHIT\!

21. (asdf) (8↑, 17↓)
ROFFLE. asdf has great power\!\!\! it does. it is THE BEST letter combination (also known as word) EVER. also spelled: ay es de ef &this has to be the worst explanation you've read ;D you're welcome lolol.

"asdf :)" "asdf?" "YES AY ES DE EF\! geez man dont you know about asdf?...dont dis asdf it'll eat you." "erm....-walks away-"

Author: anonymous asdfadsfasdf http://asdf.urbanup.com/3931167
22. (asdf) (6↑, 15↓)
The home row for the left hand on the keyboard. From left to right: a, s, d, f. Also an acronym to describe an annoying person/n00b in an online game or chat room. A Shitty Dumbass F*cker

1337 n00b: Hy gauys I just got a bronze sword from kil from killing a boglin, lol i mean goblin\! James: Shut the hell up you are asdf\! 1337 n00b: wha?

Author: astupidsmacktard http://asdf.urbanup.com/3798489
23. (asdf) (46↑, 56↓)
Four of the most vulgar words in the english language (ass, shit, damn, and of course, fuck) merged together to create the god of vulgarity. This word is used only when it is extremely neccesary. (side not: the conversation below never actually happened, and the person named "trip" does not have a speech impediment, forcing him to talk like a complete idiot, hes is, above all, generally normal, and would not say this)

Trip: Hey\! d1d j00 sEe the NeW fInAl FANTASyyy VIDe0? Ethan: wow. ASDF noob. Trip: NoOoOoO000oOo\!\!\!1 Ethan: What the hell is wrong with you? I told you to ASDF\! Trip: *owned*

24. (asdf) (25↑, 35↓)
A greeting, or space filler.

"asdf." or "...asdf..."

25. (asdf) (4↑, 16↓)
Anal Slurpin Dildo Fucker ; one who has anal sex with a dildo and "slurps" up the anal liquid afterwards

Two women Leslie and Heather have anal sex with a strap-on dildo and Leslie uses the strap-on. when she is done she licks heathers anus clean. Leslie is an asdf.

26. (asdf) (26↑, 41↓)
the best string of letters ever thought up of...no doubt about it also the first four letters that you learn to type

asdf fucking pwnz joo

27. (asdf) (23↑, 38↓)
asdf just likes jkl;. They aren't going out. Also, aoeu is asdf's cousin. asdf.com r pwn

asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdf

28. (asdf) (15↑, 40↓)
See [word]jkl;[/word]
29. (asdf) (13↑, 39↓)
To tell the person that your talking with that you are soon about to looseit.

If I dont get high to night I'm just totally gona asdfasdfadsf on you nigga\!

30. (asdf) (4↑, 33↓)
Pronounced, as-df Used when one really wants to convey lack of interest.

he: Yo, baby, lettuce HipHop en my Eskolayde & go and giddey on dat, yeah yeah yeah. she: asdf, get show izzhay up outta my beg behynda, boy\!

31. (asdf) (9↑, 38↓)
asdf (n)(v): (n) a stupid person or thing, who is constentally annoying and acts in a manner of not thinking in the right mind (v) acting stupid; not thinking in the right mind; acting the fool

Your boyfriend is such a asdf, your should dump him right now\!

Author: Hannah Hoertz http://asdf.urbanup.com/407725
32. (asdf) (29↑, 66↓)
dsaf

asdf

33. (asdf) (7↑, 47↓)
A=ass S=suck D=dick F=fuck

i tottaly asdf my boyfriend last night

Author: beachloverblnd http://asdf.urbanup.com/2770091
34. (asdf) (12↑, 57↓)
to posses a penis that is short, or small enough to only cover the first four keys of a standard keyboard.

You couldnt even rest on home row, all you have is ASDF.

35. (asdf) (15↑, 60↓)
ghjkl \> asdf

I am all knowing, bitches\!

36. (asdf) (6↑, 62↓)
letters used to say LOL because it is used way too much. asdf=lol

ASDF...that party was hilarious last night\!

Author: \asdfJules\asdf http://asdf.urbanup.com/1165904
37. (asdf) (4↑, 64↓)
assing stuff for da fun

NICK y are u asdfing on these cards

Author: Charlie Zhang http://asdf.urbanup.com/1158995
38. (asdf) (8↑, 84↓)
Asshole shits Droplets of Food

Your ASDF, and they are good\!

Author: Big Juicy Turd http://asdf.urbanup.com/59441
Related: qwerty, jkl;, asdfasdf, a, asd, lol, sdfg, as, asdfsdf, fuck, wtf, asdfa, asdfasdfasdf, asdfism, asdfjkl;, asfd, ass, best, etc, fdsa, ghjk, idk, qwertyuiop, qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, sadf, shit, stupid, zxcv, 1337, adfs, asdfdsa, asdffdsa, asdfg, asdfgh, asdfghj, asdfghjkl, asdfghjkl;, bored, boredom, college
Last updated: 2012.02.29

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